WELCOME TO FRESHLY SQUEEZED NEWS - IF YOUR NEWS ISN'T FRESHLY SQUEEZED, MAYBE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN !! WORD OF THE DAY : " flabbergasted " ( so surprised that you can't understand what happened ) JOKE OF THE DAY : A drunk man walked into a library and asked very loudly, "CAN I HAVE A GLASS OF V.B. PLEASE ? " The flabbergasted librarian answered, "Sir, this is a library ! " The drunk man looked surprised and whispered very quietly, " Oh, I'm sorry ! Can I have a glass of V.B. please ? " (HA HA !!) UPCOMING EVENT : >Quick ! Hurry to your favourite FREE SOCIAL CLUB right now ! WHERE ? The Inbargo Bar, Amora Hotel, 11 Jamison St, just off York St WHEN ? 6-8.30pm every Wednesday WHO ? Lots of friendly Australian people that want to meet YOU ! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR ? See you there ! | 
