FRESHLY SQUEEZED NEWS - IF NEWS ISN'T FRESHLY SQUEEZED, IT DIDN'T HAPPEN !! WORD OF THE DAY : " flatulence " ( too much gas in the stomach, so it comes out the backside with a funny noise ) JOKE OF THE DAY : The Queen of England toured London with U.S. President Roosevelt in a beautiful old carriage with six big black horses in front. One horse had some very loud flatulence, so the Queen said, " I'm so sorry Mr President ! This is most unusual ! " President Roosevelt answered, " Don't worry, your majesty. I thought it was the horse ! " IMPORTANT NOTICE TO OUR READERS : IF YOU DON'T SEND US SOME WONDERFUL E-MAILS SOON, WE MIGHT THINK YOU DON'T LOVE US ANY MORE ! IF THAT'S TRUE, WE'LL GO TO THE TOP OF THE LA LINGUA BUILDING AND JUMP OFF ! DO YOU REALLY WANT THIS TO HAPPEN? NO, OF COURSE YOU DON'T ! SO SEND US YOUR COOL IDEAS, QUESTIONS, STORIES AND PICTURES RIGHT NOW !! lalinguarich@hotmail.com Free t-shirt and a date with Rich for the first lucky e-mail sender !! | 
