WELCOME TO LA LINGUA FRESHLY SQUEEZED NEWS - OUR NEWS IS SO FRESH, IT HAPPENED TOMORROW !! QUICK UPDATE : The La Lingua Cafe Course Party is on Monday, May 12 !! Tell your friends !! More details tomorrow !! WORD OF THE DAY : " goatee " ( some men grow a moustache with a small beard only on the chin. It's called a "goatee" because goats also have this kind of hair on their chin. [ a goat is an animal which looks like a very thin sheep ] JOKE OF THE DAY : Sorry everybody, we can't think of any jokes today, but we can tell you about the crazy guy at Victoria Park Swimming Pool !! He shaved most of his head, but he didn't shave it all: there's a small circle of short black hair at the top of his head; there's also some very short hair across the back of his head in the shape of dark sunglasses; and under the sunglasses, also on the back of his head is a goatee with the mouth open!! If you can imagine this, your English comprehension level is excellent !! Con gratulations !! If not, dont worry, your friend or classmate can explain it to you tomorrow !! DON'T FORGET : > FREE SOCIAL CLUB TONIGHT !! Check yesterday's FRESHLY SQUEEZED NEWS for details !! > Send us all your great jokes, stories, and questions at lalanguarich@hotmail.com COME ON !! wE NEED YOU !! WE'LL GIVE YOU A FREE LA LINGUA T-SHIRT FOR THE BEST E-MAIL !! | 
